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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

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quazza:

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piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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